When we met I probably introduced myself to your dog first.

There’s always a 90% chance I’m wearing a baseball cap and leggings.

My superpower is communication - I did a 10 year course. (See: my past life as a hairstylist)
All that really means is that I know how to get you what you really* want.

I want to buy all the houses but that means I have to mow all the yards, so instead I’m going to help you guys buy all the houses so you can invite me over (and I won’t have to do any extra yard work, hopefully🤞🏼)

I’ve lived in Knoxville on and off for my entire life and I can’t imagine making my home base anywhere else. I know Knoxville, I love Knoxville, this city and I grew up together.

**sometimes what you really want ≠ what you think you want. Don’t worry, I’ll get you there quickly - I have a strategy.