About Me

I am an ever changing human being, an unfinished work of art, forever evolving and growing. Always improving, always seeking enlightenment.

I truly enjoy each and every content creation encounter as a genuine way to connect with my fellow human being while offering something unique and intangible. The memories may fade but you'll never forget how I made you feel.

When it comes to creating content, I adore adult men of all shapes and sizes and all walks of life with good hygiene and the communication skills to navigate my intro and deposit process. I'm more picky with ladies and tend to stick mostly to providers when requiring a third. Maybe bi curious is a better label for me, although if you've seen my content with Dallas legend Bubbles you'll think I'm 100% bi!

I am a mature MILF/Cougar enjoying life to the best of my abilities. Music is a tool I use daily for setting the vibe. In my spare time I like to visit the pool, beach, and take walks outside when it's cool enough to enjoy. My hobbies include political activism, canning and food preservation and varied side projects like composting and research into non-industrial sustainability practices.

If you've met with me in the past, you can expect the same passion for content creation as before. What you may not expect is a very quick exit from my radar for perceived boundary pushing behavior or perceived attempts at unremunerated explicit communication. Please accept my apologies if you get sorted into the wrong category! I have a simple and inexpensive solution on my contact page.

Dallas/Galleria

Bodywork Content: $300 hourly. My private office, oversized custom table. Lomi lomi FBSM with coconut oil. 20% deposit required. Upgrade to VIP add $100.

VIP Outcall Content: $400 one hour, your location. 20% deposit required. Add $100 if I host the room.

Ladies-Only Bodywork Content: $200. One hour basic lomi lomi in my office. 20% deposit required. Outcall add $100 to travel fee.

Content Creator's Dream: $700, two-hour package at your location. 20% deposit required. Add $100 if I host a room.

Four Hours Content Creation at Your Location: $1300. 20% deposit required. Add $100 if I host a room.

Lip Service Content: $150 for 15 minutes in office only. $25 deposit required.

Content Shorts: $250 for 15 min or $300 for 30 min, in office only. Let's create content in tiny little bursts! One shot. 20% deposit required.

Public Meeting $200 hourly. Drinks and snacks are on you! We can discuss content creation or anything we desire! 50% deposit required.

Rent my table, Providers or Couples, please text for rates and info! Screening and deposit required.

PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING...

🚕🚕🚕Outcall drive time 30 minutes or less will not incur a travel fee. +50 Travel Fee for each additional 30 minutes of drive time from my Addison, Texas location.🚕🚕🚕

💸Cash, cashapp & Bitcoin accepted💸

⚠️Disclaimer: Above offerings are content creation packages consisting solely of my time and content creation expertise. ⚠️

Waco/Austin/OKC

Waco Three Hours (Minimum for Waco) $1,200
20% deposit. Outcall. Must be booked minimum one weekday in advance with 20% deposit. Additional cost/deposit if I book a room.

Austin Four Hours (Minimum for Austin) $1,600
20% deposit. Outcall. Must be booked minimum one weekday in advance with 20% deposit. Additional cost/deposit if I book a room.

OKC Five Hour Outcall(Minimum for OKC)
$2,000
20% deposit. Outcall. Must be booked minimum one weekday in advance with 20% deposit. Additional cost/deposit if I book a room.

Austin/Waco/OKC Overnight$2,800
20% deposit. Outcall. Must be booked minimum one weekday in advance with 20% deposit. Additional cost/deposit if I book a room.

PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING...

💸Cash, cashapp & Bitcoin accepted💸

⚠️Disclaimer: Above offerings are content creation packages consisting solely of my time and content creation expertise. ⚠️

FMTY/NYC/Travel

NYC and FMTY in the Continental U.S. require 8 hours minimum content creation and one week advance booking & deposit.

8 Hour Content FMTY Continental U.S.
$3,200. I cover flight/taxi. You host. 50% deposit required. Not valid for international travel. One week notice required to avoid flight upcharge.

24 Hour Content Creation FMTY Continental U.S. $6,000. I cover flight/taxi. You host. 50% deposit required. Not valid for international travel. One week notice required to avoid flight upcharge.

Vacation Content U.S. or International
$5,000 plus flight. 5k first 24 hours, $2000 each additional day. You cover all flights, food, board, passage, activities in addition to my rate. 50% deposit required. 2 day minimum for international travel.

I am passport ready, ask me about international travel. 2 DAY MINIMUM booking plus flight. One week minimum advance booking and 50% deposit.

PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING...

💸Cash, cashapp & Bitcoin accepted💸

⚠️Disclaimer: Above offerings are content creation packages consisting solely of my time and content creation expertise. ⚠️

Contact

It is very important to me that you introduce yourself by a minimum of name and age before asking even simple questions, please respect my wishes. Additionally, graphic communications without tribute is an immediate block.

Please send your name, age, occupation, desired appointment type, location (my office or your location), date and time in your original message along with your desired deposit method (Bitcoin or cashapp).

Email icon below for your convenience. My 272 number is acting up, so please email if you can!

I accept RS2K and p411 with a deposit only.

Do not send graphic or explicit communication. All Content Creation details will be taken care of after screening and deposit, never before. If you must know if I'm comfortable with certain content before booking with a deposit, please send $25 tribute to discuss production specifics for a few minutes.

Tribute may be required due to ever increasing time-wasters. If I have blocked you, please send $5 cashapp tribute to $ MarlaTheMuse, with your cell in the notes line.
Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience! 🌞💕🥰

Wish List

"If wishes were fishes we could feed the masses." The Confused Muse

Throne

Wide Mouth Canning Lids

I go through these like hot cakes!

Gift Cards

$100-500 Vanilla Gift Card email to MarlaTheMuse@proton.me

Glass Canning Jars with Rings and New Lids

I currently need more 16oz (one pint) jars with regular size mouth as well as some oversized glass jars with lids (either split lid or lug). I can always use 16oz and 32oz jars with wide mouth as well!

A Gold New Deal: The Government We Will Tolerate

A Gold New Deal: The Government We Will Tolerate

Dwarf Key Lime Tree

Semi-Dwarf Meyer Lemon Tree

Sunflowers

I love sunflowers, pick up a bouquet at your local shop!

Quality Dark Chocolate

Godiva DARK Truffles

Lingerie

Victoria's Secret Lingerie size L or 36C

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