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I am the divine feminine and adore respectful partners. I find myself attracted to intelligence and the human mind above all other physical traits.
Short in stature and big on personality, I'm nerdy, quirky, and spend my time reading about philosophy, the quantum realm, politics, and economics.
My hobbies include political activism, canning and food preservation and spending time at the pool and beach.
I enjoy traveling and new cuisine whenever possible!
DALLAS
One Hour $555
Two Hours $1,000
Dinner or Lunch Date $1,111
Up to Twelve Hours $5,000
Full Day $6,000, $888 each additional day
DMTY/FMTY
Drive me to you available up to four hours drive from my home base. Minimum Lunch Date/Dinner Date plus travel fee.
Fly me to you minimum twelve hours to two days, depending upon travel times and fees.
PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING...
Screening and Deposit Required for all new clients, Dallas and World Wide.
Drive time 30 minutes or less will not incur a travel fee. +50 Travel Fee for each additional 30 minutes of drive time from my Addison, Texas location.
Bitcoin preferred for deposit, cash preferred for the remainder.
⚠️Disclaimer: Above offerings consist solely of my time and expertise. ⚠️
It is very important to me that you introduce yourself.
Discussing specifics without remuneration is frowned upon. I do not provide services beyond my counsel and shining personality.
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Please be prepared to send Bitcoin or a gift from my wish list.
If I have blocked you, you may wish to send a gift from one of my online wish lists to return to my good graces.
"If wishes were fishes we could feed the masses."
$100-500 Vanilla Gift Card email to MarlaTheMuse@proton.me
My YouPay wishlist, lots of gift cards to choose from!
I go through these like hot cakes!
I currently need more 16oz (one pint) jars with regular size mouth as well as some oversized glass jars with lids (either split lid or lug). I can always use 16oz and 32oz jars with wide mouth as well!
I love sunflowers, pick up a bouquet at your local shop!
Godiva DARK Truffles
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