The Beginning of a Lifetime

January 27, 2022

Miss Sporty-Otaku Gurl sana akoy e crushback mo rin

Hi po, crush po kita since birth

Hi, babu! It’s the day today, it’s supposed to be a happy day for the both of us, but anyways I still wanna say Happy Anniversary, love. A lot of things have happened in the past that I can say made my life happy even up until today. You've been there for me from the depths of despair to the heights of happiness. Only today have I come to the realization that you bring out the best in me, despite the fact that I am the one who is the worst at doing so. Self-centered bitch kasi ako, atleast I’m very pretty noh. With all jokes aside, I just want to express my gratitude for being the best girl, the best person I could ever have, except kanang sa ka slow-witted nimo MOST OF THE TIME. I may have told you that you are such a pain in the ass but know that I’m willing to suffer if it’s you, charez english na ha mura man kag wtf oy. Our relationship was a wild ride on the roller coasters, but I'd happily rent the entire Amusement Park again just to start the adventure anew, with you.

Very pretty

I choose you because I am good at making choices

Hi, Ms. Cutie from 34-F. Rallos St., Pasil, Cebu City, 6000

Are u informed about how sexy your hands are? I think i wanna put them in my, CHAROT!

I've caused you so much pain and anguish in the past that some of your friends don't like me because of it. Sorry for the things I did that made it difficult for you to sleep at night, I was a childish, jealous and insecure bitch. This time, I'm not promising a perfect relationship, but I'll do my best to be a better partner for you. I may be crazy for asking you out again. I have broke your heart a lot of time and now, if the tables would have turned I just wanna tell you that’s it’s okay if you will break my heart. Break it a thousand times if you like. My heart is only yours to break anyway.

Your nose is very hot, wanna eat them rAwR

ikHaw LhUnG, sAfAt nAH

I promised to not cross the line again, as you have your new kuan, haynako mao na kay ngita man dayon bisan wa magbuwag mura jug wtf pero unsaon ta man, gibuang man jud ko nimo Felicity Anne! You have yourself own freedom pero you don’t have good choices in life maong naa ko kay ako ang best choice you could ever choose. Charot, pero tinood bitaw ay kapoya nimo oy. Ana sila selfish daw ko kay di daw tika hayaan ma happy, maygani aware ko anang akong selfish na batasan nya I will never be happy if dili ako, charot! I wish your current relationship all the BADDEST OF BAD LUCK until di ka mobalik nako jud, charez pero bitaw ataya lagi. I am not the type of person na mohuwat, as you know naman I hate waiting pero bisan wa ko nimo sugoa akong kaugalingon man mismo mo huwat nimo, knowing nga cutie rako para maghuwat huwat. Charez, narcissistic yarn pero tinood bitaw and very legit akong ka gwapa.

dhen cutie okay

It was so nice meeting you, let’s do it again

love grows where my Ianne goes

In my heart, I want you to be my lover, not simply my best friend. We shall spend the rest of our lives together. If you'd like to return to my arms for a second time, you are very much welcome to come back at any time you want. Because promises are only meant to be broken, I won't make any more of them. Instead, let's go with the flow and see what happens. Babu, lovie, honey, sweetie, baby nga bahog nawng, it’s your hiwi na face na I wanna see each day na mo mata ko. The first thing I want to smell in the morning is your terrible breath. Every morning, I want to wake up to the flavor of your lips and the sensation of your kisses on my cheek. In the morning, I crave hearing your voice, as you tell me that you love me and that I should order something for breakfast. Finally, you're the one next to me sleeping like a friggin cat that I want to touch first thing in the morning. The last thing I want to do before I finally end my days is to massage your masakiton na likod (provide haplas kay the friction is bushet).

baby, i can make ur pussy wet OFTEN

all i wanna do, is grow old w u

click clack badabing badabong

i wanna be the candle that will light your way in darkness


Whether you want to raise cats with me (I can't promise that I won't be jealous), travel with me, take photos of you (I'll do my best), or have sex with me forever, you are more than welcome to come to me. I'll do my best to make you happy. Love, the original copy of the key to my heart shall always and forever be yours.

i like u every minute, every second

maybe this time