“Tell me your star sign or piss off”
E M M A
🔮 Armchair astrologer
🐈 Cat rescuer
☢️ Trash TV connoisseur
🍕 Eat junk become junk
🔎 Conspiracy theories
💎 Wannabe Joan Collins
I’m not as intellectual as you think
...I know, shocking isn’t it?
The things I’m currently obsessed with.
Sharing all our favourite weird, wonderful and probably made-up things from the internet and beyond...Oddities and aliens in blog form ›
My dream house
No need to decorate this glorious Essex mansion. And yes, that is a 30 year old sun bed in the (carpeted!) bathroom
Intense dance moves
Show me a better video... I’ll wait
Huh huh huh huh
My favourite ever episode of Beavis and Butthead.
Disgusting monkey chandelier
This would be perfect in my dream Essex mansion... a subtle touch of class