“Tell me your star sign or piss off”

E M M A

🔮 Armchair astrologer
🐈 Cat rescuer
☢️ Trash TV connoisseur
🍕 Eat junk become junk
🔎 Conspiracy theories
💎 Wannabe Joan Collins

The things I’m currently obsessed with.

Sharing all our favourite weird, wonderful and probably made-up things from the internet and beyond...

No need to decorate this glorious Essex mansion. And yes, that is a 30 year old sun bed in the (carpeted!) bathroom

Show me a better video... I’ll wait

My favourite ever episode of Beavis and Butthead.

This would be perfect in my dream Essex mansion... a subtle touch of class