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Do you like broccoli men? If yes, here's the website for you!

Here's the thing, have you ever found yourself scrolling through Instagram or tiktok, and you stumble across a skinny white boy with green eyes and brown hair and FALL IN LOVE with them? Does he look like a crack addict? See, my friend fernie berns really connects to all these things I've just stated. On this website you'll find tons of new broccoli men to be interested in! As well as what to do when you've fallen in too deep to a broccoli man!

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