CLOWN SCHOOL ALUMNI
This is our list of alumnies from the past 2 years of opening.
We interviewed our fellow Clown School graduates and where they are in life.
"The juniors are bitches like can they die" - Diploma in Elite Humour and Sundalan
"I feel accepted in this school because there is other chihuahuas in my class" - Masters in Anjing and Barking
James Charles Wannabe The Third
"I wanted to die but after Clown School I wanted to bone." - Degree in Simping and Masturbation
"I love my class!" - Degree in KPOP studies
Choose your major!
Since 2 years of its opening, we have expanded to 5 more subjects to make everyone included.
Diploma in Elite Humour and Sundalan
You are going to learn how to keep up with trends, learn meme and slang history and how to be a whore.
Degree in Simping and Masturbation
Do you ever feel hopeless or lonely? Having a very stale life? Learn how to simp and masturbate with teachers from TiongHua that you probably liked!
Degree in KPOP Studies
No, we are not learning about Jimin's buldge, we are learning the circumference of Jimin's head.
Degree in Fanfiction and Literature
Ever wanted to make fanfics so bad that your dog wants to shit on you for even writting? Come on and learn!
Diploma in WangZhe Studies
The class is teached by one of our very successful Alumni. Do yourself a favour and don't join if you hate loud classes.
Masters in Anjing and Barking
This is an easy class for troublesome students to pass with flying colours!
Masters in Sohai Studies
This is for a high achieving student but is still manipulative and toxic so they got enrolled in this thinking its a fancy major but they wrong.
PhD in Clownery
Somehow everyone that graduated here have somehow picked this major up.