The Uninvited Guests

“Five strange guests visit the bedroom of a young man throughout a long cold night in Saint Petersburg, Russia.”

Part One: The Domovoi is now available for Patreon supporters and hackers!

Am I Beautiful? (The Moss)

Kids These Days (Defenestration Magazine)

Make Cunnilingus Great Again (Sexography)

Russian babushkas VS. American grandmas (Russia Beyond)

8 Things To Remember When You Feel Like Giving Advice (Thought Catalog)

The Art of Staying Sober (Human Parts)

People need more than support; they need solutions, alternatives, and creative thinking

My First Friend Date (P.S. I Love You)

I think this one is a keeper.

Breaking News: 15-Year-Old Boys Are Horny (Sexography)

Advice on how to cope from an ex-fifteen-year-old boy.

I Don’t Want to Have Sex With Your Girlfriend (Elephant Journal)

The Struggle of the Straight Male who is Friends with your Girlfriend.

5 Dead Giveaways that You’re Bad at Sex (Thought Catalog)

The Playlist at my Mother’s Funeral (If It’s Not 1 Thing It’s Your Mother Podcast)

Writing Is a Job, so Treat It That Way (The Startup)

How to get over your hang-ups and get the job done.

The Meaning of Life According to a Middle Schooler (Scribe)

Today’s essay topic: what gives your life meaning?

The Murder Artist

Sex and Money (Sexography)

Shame, social status, and God take a back seat to hunger.

What the Doctor Put up My Butt Without Asking Permission (The Moss)

At Least We Agree on One Thing (P.S. I Love You)

The Second Coming of Jesus Christ Just Gave Everyone an Orgasm (The Moss)

I Thought You Were Dead (P.S. I Love You)

Pin-up Girl Tattoo on a Baby’s Inner Left Thigh (The Moss)

Helping People with Their Problems Is Not About You (P.S. I Love You)

7 Important Lessons in My Son’s Most Viewed Porn Videos (Sexography)

My Grandmother Still Believes in Love (P.S. I Love You)

Invasion of the Fundiks (The Moss)

The Truth About Farting in Front of Loved Ones (P.S. I Love You)

Universal Guide to Making Friends while Traveling (Slackjaw)

Are Cats the Dominant Life form on Earth? (Slackjaw)

Three Incomprehensible Conversations I’ve Had with My Girlfriend (P.S. I Love You)

Amazon Alexa, My Girlfriend, and I are in a Love Triangle (P.S. I Love You)

This Is What Happens When I Try to Wear a Dress… (Lit Up)

5 Simple Secrets to Successfully Publishing a Book (The Writing Cooperative)

3 Times I Tried to Find my Girlfriend’s G-Spot (P.S. I Love You)

30 Job Interview Questions for the Position of Writer (Slackjaw)

The Art of a Hug (Lit Up)

Contemplating Gender Roles while Following my Wife around Marshalls

The Exceptional Uselessness of Cats (but I love them anyways)