*Richard and Mason are walking down Main Street*
Richard: So that’s why I’m not allowed into Reggie’s anymore. *mumbles* Thanks a lot Sharon.
Mason: Man, you sure don’t have much luck keeping a girlfriend.
Richard: *Laughs* I don’t see you go after girls at all much, Mason. What’s wrong? None of these girls do it for ya?
M: (embarrassed) I-It’s not that. I just have enough self control not to go after every girl I see.
R: (smug) Oh really?
M: Yeah. You don’t believe me?
R: (scoffs) Not really.
M: What, you want me to grab the first hot girl I see, kiss her then take her home with me?
M: Dick, that’s kidnapping.
R: Well, you could ask her first.