Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ

If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

Q. What do tofu and a dildo have in common? A. They are both meat substitutes

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant.

Their legs.

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's"

Little Sally came home from school with a proud smile on her face. She told her mum, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today." Before mum could raise a concern sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut..." With a secret smile mum asked, "Was it really small?" Sally replied, "No... really salty!"