Get bitches
Teaching you to get bitches
This is teaching you how to get bitches

Step 1
Try leaving your mom's basement and touching grass, I know it can be hard but just try
Here's a tutorial in case you're too fucking stupid to know how to touch grass

Step 2
Next you need to find women to talk to, try looking in places where women are
Now I'm a stupid fucking virgin so I have a link to help you learn where to find some.
External link

Step 3
Now this is the hardest step of them all, you need to talk to and get along with the women
Now as previously stated I don't know how to talk to women
So I have a tutorial for you
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