Maya (EmJay)

my life makes no sense... 🤷🏾‍♀️

Maya started writing and, subsequently, performing comedy for two reasons: (1) to air her vast array of grievances and (2) to receive the attention she so rightfully deserves. While she is NOT nearly as clever as she believes she is, to her parents' dismay, this has not stopped her. Maya is the self proclaimed "Queen of Quirk." Due to her royal status, Maya has started to refer to herself in third person, hence the reason her biography is written this way. She also has contemplated taking up the "royal we" and high tea at 4:00pm.

When Maya is not performing her royal duties, she spends her time pondering the answers to life's tough questions, such as "Why is it so hard to find two socks that match?" They come in pairs. They are real life "sole mates" yet their relationships are fickle. Paired socks are rarely together. No group has a higher infidelity rate.

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