It’s been said more than a couple times that I am hard to reach. This is false. I’m quite easy to reach by phone or by email—getting a response is a whole other thing.

First impressions are everything for me. If your first message to me lacks a proper introduction and a concise description of what you are looking for, I usually just ignore and block the number/email.

I know all of us, adults, know how to greet and introduce ourselves on contact. Treating me differently in this context lets me know that you’re not a desirable suitor.

If you ARE depending on a response from me, your best bet would be an introduction and conducting yourself as a gentleman/lady for the time we are getting to know each other.

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