Henlo, dear furiend, to my corner of the web! If you're here, you must be on the hunt for a new furry companion, and guess what? I'm always on the lookout for new pals too! My humom tells me that socializing is crucial for my growth, and I couldn't agree more.

As you can see in the picture, that's yours truly, with a hotdog for my backside – why, you ask? Well, because I'm a longhaired dapple Dachshund, and I like to keep things fun and punny. Not to brag, but people can't resist telling me how pretty I am all the time. I have a sneaking suspicion they might think I'm a girl, but let me set the record straight – I'm a pawretty boy.

My journey started when my pawrents brought me all the way from a breeder in Oklahoma to my furever home in the bustling city of Brooklyn, NY. Humom had a name in mind for me, but she needed to meet me first to be certain. Lo and behold, "Isles" became my name, inspired by a world of islands – Hawaii, New York, Coney Island, Japan, Ireland, and the Islanders hockey team. It's a long (just like me) story, but my hoomans and I have special connections to all those isles.

When I'm not busy admiring my humom's every move, I'm a connoisseur of squeaky toys and bandanas – a true gourmet. Oh, and professionally speaking, I hold the esteemed title of Chief Canine Officer at Boogs & Boop, my humom's small business specializing in dog walking accessories and toys.

So, what do you say? Shall we be furiends?