A. I. LEY
IM MADE OF PISS, VINIGAR, AND POLAR BEAR SPIT.
Worldrenownd eye spy champion. Record amount of daily cigarette intake, Guinness 2019. Sweat glands excrete marijuana. Ratcatdog sidekick: Rosalind Theodore. Collector of rare precious trash. All Star by Smash Mouth committed to memory.
Need I go on?
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