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CREEPY FACTS (Tagalog version)

A Thread;

—bawal daw humiga pagkatapos kumain kase maghuhugas pa
—wag ka daw titingin sa calendar. Makikita mo malapit na pasukan
—pag nakabasag ka daw ng plato wag ka daw titingin sa likod mo kasi mama mo daw ung nakatingin sayo na may hawak na tsinelas
—Pag sinabi ng jowa mo na mahal ka nya,may kabet yan
—Pag meron daw nangangamoy na usok na amoy sunog yare ka sa nanay mo kasi sinaing nyo yon
—sabi daw nila pag nilalagnat ka daw ng walang dahilan, kakaselpon mo yan
—pag sinabi ng kachat mo na kakain lang siya ingat ka ghosting na kasunod niyan
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SEVEN COUNTRIES THAT HATED PHILIPPINES

A Thread;

🌫1. CUBA

—They said Philippines is idiot!

(*Tinalo nga pambato nyo ni Miss Uzekclobakya eh! Kayo edjot🤣*)
2.Russia🇷🇺

—Because they said Philippines is dirty and disgusting

(*Aba!Aba! Pigilan nyoko hahambalusin kotoh kung dilang mahilig sa war toh nakooooo😤*)
3.CHINA🇨🇳

—Because they said Philippines is ugly and one of the dirtiest countries in the world and they want to get the WEST PHILIPPINE SEA said by there EMPERADOR

(atleast kami di kumakain nang paniki)

(*Nahiya naman nmn kami sa exotic foods nyo 🤔🤭*)
4. MONGOLIA

—Because they said Philippines is ugly.

(baka salamin nila tayo, kaya nakikita nila sarili nila)
5. CAPE VERDE

—Because they said that they don't want small peoples.

(Abaaa!!!?😤 ayaw namin sa pangit)
6. AFGHANISTAN

—Because they said all regions in the Philippines is crazy and idiot.

(well afghanistan is one of the dangerous country because they didn't believe in GOD)
7. DOMINICA

— Because their President said that Philippines is "khamua theok labitak turdeo makieo labyso xianpobo eng idiot!"

(idiot lang naintindihan ko HAHHAA,Translate nyo nalang pi)
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SOME TOP COINCIDENCE IN WORLD HISTORY

A little bit creepy thread;

– TAXI
Noong 1975, isang lalake sa Bermuda ang sakay ng maliit na motor ang nasagasaan ng Taxi na kanyang ikinamatay. Isang taon ang lumipas, nasagasaan din ang kanyang kapatid na sakay din ng parehong motor na kinamatay din nito. Nasagasaan siya ng parehong taxi, sa parehong kalsada, na may parehong driver at parehong sakay na pasahero
–REVENGE
Noong 1883, nakipag-break si Henry Ziegland sa kanyang girlfriend. Dahil sa stress nagpakamatay ang babae, at dahil sa galit ng kapatid nito, binaril niya si Ziegland. Akala niya ay napatay niya si Ziegland at nagpakamatay din ito pagkatapos. Nakasurvive si Ziegland dahil tumagos lamang ang bala sa kanyang pisngi at bumaon ang bala sa isang puno. Taon ang lumipas at pinutol ni Ziegland ang puno ngunit di niya to maputol-putol. Sa sobrang inis niya ay pinasabog niya ito gamit ang dinamita. Tumalsik ang bala papunta sa kanya na ikinamatay niya.
–TWIN AGAIN
Ang kambal na si Jim Lewis at Jim Springer ay pinaghiwalay matapos ipanganak. Pareho silang pinangalang James ng mga kumupkop sa kanila, at hindi nila kilala ang isat-isa. Pareho silang nag-training bilang mga law enforcement, parehong karpintero, parehong mekaniko at parehong may asawa na ang pangalan ay Linda. Pareho silang may anak na ang pangalan ay James Allan. Pareho nilang dinivorce ang kanilang asawa. At nag-asawa ulit na ang pangalan ay parehong Betty. Pareho din silang may aso na ang pangalan ay Toy.
–BOOK FIND
Ang aktor na si Anthony Hopkins ay pumayag na gumanap sa film na "The Girl from Petrovka". Base sa novela ni George Feifer, hindi makahanap ng kopya ng libro si Hopkins sa London at nagulat siya ng makakita siya ng isang kopya na naiwan sa isang train station. Lumalabas na ang nakita niyang libro ay ang orihinal na kopya ni Feifer, na hiniram ng isang kaibigan at ninakaw mula sa kanyang kotse
– PHOTOGRAPH COINCIDENCE
Isang German mother ang kumuha ng larawan ng kanyang anak noong 1914 at iniwan ang negative sa isang store sa Strasbourg para ipadevelop ito. Ngunit sumiklab ang digmaan at hindi nya na nakuha ang negative at ang mga larawan. 2 years ang lumipas, nakabili siya ng negative sa Frankfurt, 100 miles ang layo mula sa Strasbourg at ginamit iyon para kuhaan ng larawan ang kaniyang bagong anak na babae. Nang madevelop ang larawan, nalaman nya na double exposure ito, at lumabas ang larawan ng kanyang anak na lalaki na kinuhaan niya ng larawan nung nakaraang dalawang tao. Turn out to be na ang nabili niyang film negative ay ang pareho film na iniwan niya sa Strasbourg
– MYSTERY MONK
Sa Austria, noong 19th century, isang sikat na painter na si Joseph Aigner ay nagbabalak magpakamatay nung 18 years old palang siya ngunit niligtas siya ng isang Capuchin Monk. Noong 22 siya nag-attempt ulit siya, ngunit niligtas ulit sya ng parehong monghe. 8 years later, nasentensyahan siya ng bitay dahil sa kanyang mga pulitikal na gawain, ngunit naligtas ulit siya ng dahil sa monghe. At nung 68 na siya, nagtagumpay na siya sa pagpapakamatay gamit ang kaniyang baril. At ang kanyang lamay ay pinamahalaan ng parehong monghe. Hindi siya nakilala ni Aigner kailanman
– FALLING BABY
Taong 1930 sa Detroit, nahulog ang isang baby mula sa isang apartment diretso sa isang taong naglalakad sa kalsada na nag-ngangalang Figlock. Pareho silang ligtas. Isang taon ang lumipas, nahulog ang parehong baby mula sa parehong apartment at natamaan ulit ang nagdadaan na si Figlock. Pareho ulit silang ligtas
– ROYAL COINCIDENCE
Monza, Italy. Nagpunta si King Umberto 1 sa isang resto kasama ang bodyguard nya. Nang kinukuha na ng manager ang order nila, napansin ng hari na magkamukha silang dalawa ng manager! Sa itsura at pangangatawan pareho talaga. At hindi lang yun, pareho silang: - birthday na March 4, 1844, - pinanganak sa parehong bayan, - Margarita ang pangalan ng mga asawa nila, - nagbukas ang resto nung naging hari si Umberto, - noong July, 1900, nabalitaan ng hari na namatay ang manager sa pamamaril, at sa kanyang pagluluksa, nabaril din sya ng isang assassin
–CHILDHOOD BOOK
Habang nasa bookstore ang American Novelist na si Anne Parish noong 1920's, nakakita sya ng libro na katulad ng paborito nya noong bata pa sya. Ang Jack Frost and Other stories. Kinuha nya ang libro at pinakita sa kanyang asawa sabay sabing paborito nya ang libro na ito noong bata pa sya. Binuksan ng asawa nya ang libro, at ang nakasulat sa flyleaf ay: "Anne Parish, 209 N. Weber Street, Colorado Springs." And guess what? Yun ang mismong libro ni Anne nung bata pa siya! Amazing
– POKER LUCK
Taong 1858, binaril si Robert Fallon dahil nahuli siyang nandadaya sa poker at kumita siya ng $600 dollars sa paraang iyon. Ngayon bakante na ang upuan ni Fallon, at walang gusto mag take over sa naiwan niyang $600 dollars sa pag-aakalang malas iyon, pinuwersa nila ang isang lalaki na pumalit sa puwesto nito. Nang dumating ang mga pulis para mag imbestiga, ang manlalaro na pumalit kay Fallon ay nanalo ng $2,200. Sinabi ng mga pulis na sa kanya na
ang pera pero nadiskubre nila na ang manlalaro ay anak pala ni Fallon na hindi nakita ang kanyang ama sa loob ng pitong taon!
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40 CREEPY FACTS THAT YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO KNOW.

A Thread;

1. Sadako is a real in japan, kaya sa province ng japan walang mga tv.
2. Naramdaman niyo na ba yung parang may dumaan sa gilid ng mata niyo or parang may nahahagip yung vision mo sa gilid ng mata niyo tas pagtingin nyo wala? kaluluwa yon nag-aantay na mapansin mo siya.
3. Robinson's Mall? Have you ever heard the urban legend that they had the half human half snake under the Robinson Mall's basement na access niya daw yung mga CCTV sa changing room.
4. DEJA VU, Happen when times stops, yung feeling na parang nakita or nangyari na sayo yun pero di mo matandaan kung kelan, paano at saan. kasi yung kaluluwa mo nasa ibang body at yung body na yun either nasa present time or past time at sa pagkahinto ng oras na yun ay kasalukuyang nabubuhay ka sa ibang panahon at nangyari at nakita mo na yon.
5. Pag feeling mo may nakatingin sayo or natatakot ka or what achuchu, wag kang magtataklob ng kumot there's a possibility na sa ilalim dumaan yung spirit tapos diretso sa mukha mo, masasapian ka.
6. Schools in the Philippines used to be a cemetery.
7. Kapag may isang bagay kang inilagay sa isang lugar at biglang nawala it means pinaglalaruan ka or pinagtitripan ka ng multo.
8. Don't listen to "Tagpuan" by moira at 3:00 am kasi sobrang creepy daw. Nag-iiba daw boses at salita ni moira.
9. If you smell something burning but there is no fire, it means many ghost are in your presence
10. Dika crush ng crush mo😝
11. Children mostly see ghost and all. So trust them when they say so.
12. Yung mga taong takot, sila talaga yung mga may possible na pakitaan, kase mas natutuwa yung mga multo kapag kinakatakutan sila.
13. Pag iniisip mo na may nakasilip sayo bago matulog trust me basta trust me wag kayong magtatalukbong kasi pwede siyang dumaan sa ilalim ng kama mo then saniban ka.
14. Karaniwan sa mga tahimik na lugar ay maraming spirit ang nakatambay. Kaya kung maliligo ka at mag-isa ka lang, Buksan mo ang tv o kaya mag music ka na lang.
15. There's a spider in brazil whose bites can cause an erection that lasted for hours.
16. The original bible has been burn by vatican.
17. Kapag nagsasalita ka habang natutulog, may kausap ka sa panaginip mo at maaaring yung kausap mo sa panaginip mo ay nakatingin lang sayo habang natutulog ka, habang ikaw ay nagsasalita habang tulog
(face to face)
18. Search it on YouTube, on some videos seen Dora's hand has a illuminati sign.
(shet 22o i2)
19. Sabi nila na kapag hinampas ka raw ng matanda hampasin mo din daw pabalik para daw hindi ka mahawa sa pagiging mangkukul*m
20. Yung tuwing maliligo kayo tapos pakiramdam mo may nakatingin sayo, yung lingon ka nang lingon tapos pag nakapikit ka at iniisip mo na may makikita ka pagdilat mo ibig sabibin daw 'non mayroong nanonood sayo na dem*ns.
21. Every night that we sleep without praying, there is 60% possibility that unusual creatures stare at us while sleeping.
22. You'll never know true fear unless you experience sleep paralysis.
23. When you wake up around 2-3 am without any reason, there's an 80% chance that someone is staring at you. (kung saan ka unang tumingin sa pagdilat mo nandun daw ang tumitingin sayo or multo)
24. Wag na wag umuwi sa bahay ng madaling araw o 3 am mag-isa baka sa paglakad mo pauwi may makasalubong kang kabaong lumilitaw kung sakali man huwag mo itong silipin makikita mo ang yung sarili na nakahiga dito at baka maaari ka nitong sundan.
25. Do you hear your name being called by your mom or someone on your family? But then when you ask why, they would say that they didn't call you. It's not them, it's a ghost. Ghost can copy human voice.
26. Never ever buy or accept “wishing dolls” because once you wish something from them , they will get your soul in return
27. If you have a long hair and you live near an old tree. Beware, the 'kapre' might fall in love on you, they don't base on your physical appearance because for them a girl with long hair is beautiful. And take note: they'll follow you whenever you go if they fall in love.
28. Try to watch Justin Bieber's "Baby" reversed, you'll hear something that you would regret hearing to. (totoo to try niyo at mga iba't-ibang reverse pa na music tas may isa pang kanta si justin na naka reverse tas ang lumabas PRAISE TO DEM*N)
29. Lucifer's real name is perfect kaya sabi sa bible walang taong perpekto.
30. Mickey Mouse is not originally a cartoon he is a statue of a devil rat
31. Kapag nanaginip ka na may ibang tao sa panaginip mo at medj blur sila its either, kasama mo sila sa past life mo, parating sa life mo, or tinitignan ka habang tulog.
32. Have you ever experienced this strange thing "when your getting yourself up in the morning or just lying, then got a sudden vision blackout." it's a little weird but this is might be a warning or sign that a dem*n or a bad spirit want to enter your body and make it as it own.
33. Gary McKinnon is the most wanted and d@ngerous h@cker in the world. He nearly h@cked NASA and almost destroy the earth using satellite. (woah)
35. Don't try to look in your eyes while at the mirror in the middle of the night. There's a possibility na humiwalay ang spirit mo or mag hallucinate ka or hindi ikaw ang nasa salamin.
36. You can actually feel pain in your dreams
37. Your brain tend to make imaginary monsters when you stare at the mirror too long.
38. Bathroom is home of dem*ns kaya pag naliligo ka or nasa banyo ka at feeling mo may nakatingin sayo. Wag kang magtaka! (WAG NA KAYONG MALIGO)
39. Kapag ang panaginip mo ay madalas mong makalimutan or wala kang dream. May 2 types na posibleng depressed ka or may mental disorder kana. (idk kung totoo to)
40. Red, Orange & green Lights attracts bad ghost.
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Content ideas!

Does you name start with a vowel?
(vowels: a,e,o,u,i)

💌::NAME SOMETHING ELSE
"WTF"COULD STAND FOR??🐻🎠

🥡🥢 — :: What a Noise you can hear right now?

💌::IF WEARING GLASSES WAS CRIME WOULD U BE CRIMINAL RN?🐻🎠

— if my username didn't exist,would you use it?

💌::IF WEARING GLASSES WAS CRIME WOULD U BE CRIMINAL RN?🐻🎠

— in your opinion, what's the right age to get married?

💌::NMIXX IS GIVING 100 CUPCAKES,UR BATTERY PERCENT% IS UR NUMBER!🐻🎠(PLS KINDLY CORRECT MY GRAMMAR)

💌::HOW DO U PRONOUNCE "BUTTERFLY"?🐻🎠

💌::IF WEARING GLASSES WAS CRIME WOULD U BE CRIMINAL RN?🐻🎠

💌::WHAT KIND OF KARMA DO U THINK UR BACKSTABBER DESERVE?🐻🎠

💌:: IF U HAD CHANGE TO DEBUT, WHAT GROUP WOULD IT BE?🐻🎠

💌::NAME A GROUP THAT HAS NUMBER IN THEIR GROUP NAME!🐻🎠

— Would you slap your Grandma for 10b?

🥡🥢 — :: Tomorrow is your mother's birthday!, Find Something in your recent emojis that you can give to her as a gift!

💌::WHAT IS THE BEST REPLY FOR"SHUT UP"?🐻🎠

— What’s a weird food combination that you like?

🥡🥢 — You woke up from a 3 year coma, what are your first Word?
— ib: Me ig (Give credits po^^)

— What do you prefer?
Going to a party or staying at home?

— What’s a weird food combination that you like?

- does your parents allow you to use your phone while eating?

- ur crush likes ur bsf, your 5th recent emoji is your reaction.

- if u had a chance to meet someone from different countries/city's who would you like to meet?

- your battery % is your lucky number

- does your parents make you do chores?

- who was the worst teacher you had?

- if there was a zombie apocalypse, what will be the first thing you would do?

- if we had a day to allow stealing, what would u steal?

- ur battery %is the chance u will meet your idol!

- u got a chance to time travel ! which year would u go to?

- do you still dance even if theres no music playing?

- how many groups do you stan?

- do you think buying photocards is wasting money?

- what was ur dream job when u were a kid?
— where did you get your fancams?

— By looking at her face ( your idol ) how old do you think she/he is?

— Rate my acc
1) pfp ?/10
2) username ?/10
3) fancam ?/10
4) pfp ?/10
5) activities ?/10

💌::ARE U FLOP ERA OR FAMOUS ERA?

💌::ARE U SCARED OF HORROR MOVIE?

— What type of account do you have ?
🍎- doesn't post
🥥- troll acc
🍉- fanpage
🍓- kpop acc
🍒- random
🍡- vent acc
🍩- edit acc
🍪- others ( tell it)

— where are you right now ?

1.🏡 5.🚽
2.🪑. 6.🛁
3.🛋️ 7.🚘
4.🛏️ 8.🚴

— :: If you woke up one day and lived in your dr, what would it be like?

— :: If you could debut in any group what would it be?

— :: what if all groups disbanded and you could only bring 4 groups back, which groups would you bring back?
(Ib: Me? give Credits ! )

— :: is anyone in ur family homophobic?
Ib: Me?

— :: what app do you first check when u wake up?

— :: are u a night or day person?

— :: you lost 30% of ur battery! is ur device still alive?

🌻 :: Tag the most kindest fanpage that you know !

♡ — :: Do you know your height ? 💞

( ib :: me ? )

♡ — :: Do you cry easily ? ˃ᴗ˂

( ib :: me ? )

— :: if you could say one thing to your ex or ex friend, what would it be?

Ib: cttro !

💌: did this school year already end for you?

— How many accounts do you have?

— do you watch anime or kdrama?

— :: do you have your own laptop 💻?
ib:me ? If not cttro :)

— :: do you love storys?
ib: idk

— :: Who is your first stan?

— :: What is your favorite movie?

— :: Who’s your favorite soloist

— :: What's your twice comfort song?

— :: would you slap ur first @ for $1,000,000?

Ib: me (?)

— :: 💌::IF WE SWITCH PFP WHO'S MY PFP NOW?🐻🎠

— if all capricorns got banned from tiktok, would your account still be up?
Ib: idk

— :: — Tiktok is going to Banned Dahyun and Jennie stan, did you get banned?
( ib :: cttro )

— :: if Dahyun is Dah, then what's your bias name in 3 letter
ib : me (?)

— :: Have you ever had a rubix cube?

— :: if you can time travel would you go to your past or future?

— :: base on my acc what name do you think fit me?

— :: If your favorite color didn't exist what will be your new favorite color now?

:: if you can be a Disney princess what princess will you be?

— :: if you can change your name for 1 year what would it be?
ib:me!?

:: The color of your remote will be your hate color ! What is your hate color now?
ib: me (?)

:: oh no!! Nayeon is sad :( find something in ur recent emoji to cheer her up!
ib: Me? if no cttro !

— What would you do if you were famous?

— If covid was gone for 24 hours what would you do first?
ib: Me !
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Facts ( version 2 )
There's only 1% of people can lick their elbow
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:: Boys tend to lower their voices when they're talking to their crush
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:: Only 3% of people can type "air balloon" with their eyes closed
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:: Most people dies 2-4 am in their sleep

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Deep Thoughts::

:: You have known your parents your whole life, they have only known you for of theirs
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:: You're probably in someone's dreams while they sleep
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:: Cuddling literally kills depression, relieves anxiety and strengthens the immune system
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:: The smarter you get, the less you speak
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:: Every picture you take is when you are younger
Fact ::

:: They can't see your pain they can only see your mistakes.

—

Fact::

— :: CONFESSING your feelings to someone is brave act. but you know what's BRAVER? accepting REJECTION.

Fact::

— :: Forgiving someone doesn't mean you have to trust them again.

DYK?

— according to psychiatrist if mahilig mag imagine ng impossible thing then bigla ka nalang maiiyak or matatawa you should stop doing that cause there's a possibility na mabaliw ka.

DYK?

When u say "You are ugly" to someone it's just like ur saying "God's creation is ugly".

Well actually no one is ugly, u know what's ugly? Peoples personality
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Username ideas

friendswith(idolname)
loving(idolname)
crayola(idolname)
mytalking(idolname)
(Idolname)lxvz
dreamy(idolname)
sleepy(idolname)
(Idolname)crossing
rarely(idolname)
hearts4(idolname)
shoppingwith(idolname)
dazzling(idolname)
google(idolname)
awe(idolname)
filiming(idolname)
cupid(idolname)
ur4ever(idolname)
(Idolname)fication
adventuring(idolname)
bffwith(idolname)
popping(idolname)
(Idolname) wifes_
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Fancam accounts!

Fancams! ( tiktok )
jenn1erubys
nayeongifts
gaeulist
simmjake
yeoniefcss
kvychii
abrokewhorre
feelsfornayeonie
momostrxwberry
vvanillacams
twicerositas
hyunseoflwr
happilyeonz
_twicefancams
nayeonmexicana
yoonsjj
j30ngye0n
teteprint
yvestron
chrrylouv
sourchty
hitomi_.o
bbluhan
fancamfx
taszn
lvsyeoni
shushunie
worbity
hobyerxjio
piedkook
twicehooney
worlsy
yeojinlx
alimensana
eoomiw
lovaespa
.i6wgts
fall.in.love_
kiwiwoni
gg.fancam
hylovesn
kpopfancam4k
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tips if you're gonna be a fanpage
Be creative, be yourself

When using someones content, give credits

Don't change your fancam everytime, wait until you used it for 6-12 times

Post daily

If youre gonna take a break, tell your followers by posting a video abt it so when you comeback they wont forget you or you won't loose actives

Be patient on your likes

Make your own hashtag like #yourusername so you can count yoir views

Clear cache before and after posting, if you forgot just do it after

Dont post every minute, post every 1-2hours

Dont quit if you flop, try your best to unflop flopping happens to everyone including me

Don't use other fanpages hashtags, some get mad and will easily make an issue abt you, but do so if you got their permission

Try making your own contents, some ppl will use it and youll grow since you're most likely to be tagged

Try using #nayeonachos #somineral #lollyeons #igotfeelzfortwice and more to unflop, theyre free hashtags that were made by famous fanpages
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where to get blowed up content
@nayeoncrossing
@nayeonlxvs
@txuzy_mxndu
@mostlyeoniez
@kiwiedubu
@chhtzuyu_
@lvsqxt
@obvyeon
@joydishwashingliquids
@bffwithyeonie
@nayeonancy
@happilymina
@minaifications
@jnnirubyjanie
@bahiyyihdump
@janelxvs
@lovingblink
(Also me hehe)
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how to unflop
— Tips & How to unflop your vids —
• Don't like your vids
• Post to 3 - 5 times
• always use famous hashtags and audio
• don't be rude
• Make funny & facts content sometimes
• Don't take a impersonating question
• Add your user on your vids because there a chance someone stole it
• Make a back up acc so if you get banned on your main you have a sec acc
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Funny content ideas

*/nagbantay ng bata
🇺🇸 : here take some food
🇵🇭 : huy buksan natin biscuit mo
Kung ang english ng sibuyas ay onion bakit yung height mo pang minion? Hahaha
Bakit pregnancy pa ang tawag hindi buntest
What if babae mama mo
Tapang ah parang di ginawang dress ung kumot
KAPAG NAGKITA KITA

🤴- Kalmado lang, fist bump lang.
👸- Kapag mga babae, "Omygosh sis" /*talon: Andito ka din? /*talon ulit: Wahhh namiss kitaa /*talon talon /*yakap, talon.
[🐥]— ::YUNG MAY CLASSMATE KANA BANAL, SINCE 1ST QUARTER WALANG KAAWAY
[🐥]— ::YUNG IKAW NALANG PALAGING LEADER SA GROUPINGS
[🐥]— ::YUNG DAPAT CR LANG PERO NAPUNTA SA CANTEEN
– Sa pilipinas ang toyo ay ugali narin at hindi na ingredients.
– Sa pilipinas ka lang makak'kita ng dragon seed na mas masarap pa ang balat kesa sa laman hayeop.
– Sa pilipinas madalas ang mga ghost ay nagiging tao narin.
– Sa pilipinas pag may nag aaway video agad walang umaawat!
⚜️ Sa Pilipinas ka lang makakakita nang naka electricfan pero naka kumot.
⚜️ Sa Pilipinas ka lang makaka experience ng tudo iyak pag heartbreak. Pero wala namn label-,-

(kulang sa karapatan)
⚜️ Sa Pilipinas ka lang makaka kita ng relo na hindi na gumagana pero ginagamit paren. Eyyy!
⚜️Sa pilipinas ka lang makakakita ng mag papangako pero hindi tutuparin kagaya ni peter cayetano.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
— yung ang dami ng papel mo tapos nong nilabas mo nandiyan kaagad yung mabubuti mong classmate

(buti nalang mabuti akong tao)
— yung perfect score mo sa science tapos nag double check sa papel mo yung mga classmate mo

(libre ko kayo usto niyo?)
kain ka ube, malay mo bukas meron kanang bebe
may alam akong short cut pero malayo
Puro daw ako higa? Ano gusto nyo lumipad ako
Lagi ko daw hawak cellphone ko? Ang weird naman kung tv diba?
Sa sobrang ganda ko pati aso hinahabol ako
Imagine 8b+ ang tao sa mundo pero lamok lang interesado sayo
Kaya kung tiisin yung gutom pero yung isang araw na walang wifi hindi