Hi, I’m Jordan.
I love Jesus, my pupper Bogey, and memes. I like to eat mac & cheese, drink champagne, and binge watch tv shows. Austin is home. Im a big fan of doodle instagram accounts, reading Bachelor spoilers, and life coaching. My best feature is my perfect eyebrows.
Austin Restaurant Recs
Top recommendations for eating your way through Austin
You will gain weight.
Matt’s El Rancho
Order a large Bob, a marg (or 3), and literally anything off the menu and you can’t go wrong!
Juliet Italian Kitchen
An Aperol Spritz is only $5 during happy hour. Go any day from 4-7 for great HH deals. I recommend the salmon crudo and the side order of mushroom pasta!
Order the mac and cheese, and the fries, and wear stretchy pants.