Natalia Morow

Petite, sweet, and discrete!

Midwestern transplant settling into sunny ol’ California. Crazy hobbyist and passionate explorer. Full of dichotomous dreams and audacious aspirations.

Don’t be a stranger. I won’t bite.. unless you ask. ;)

Reading every page of this guide is not REQUIRED but may be helpful and answer questions you may have. I DO ask that you please review the “Booking Success Guide” at the end—this page will helpfully guide you to completing a booking with me and having an amazing time. It details a few requests I have from you.

Read my tryst for my full bio!

Rates

Hourly Donations

Incall | Outcall
HHR- 400 | HHR- N/A
1HR- 650 | 1HR- 750
1.5HR- 1000 | 2HR- 1350

Rates not detailed here can be discussed via text.

2HR Platonic Dinner Date— 300

Visit my PD profile to view a short list of activities I do not enjoy.

Availability- Any Day, from 8AM-Midnight. I work from home as a recruiter, my schedule is flexible with advance notice.

Late-night and last-minute bookings will have a $100 surcharge added.

Disclaimer for legality: donations are for my TIME only and are not exchanged for illegal activities.

My Incall Space

Your retreat from reality…

This instagram link will direct you to an album on my profile that showcases the spaces and amenities of my incall. I host near Kenzo Sushi—you can put Kenzo into your GPS to calculate travel time. Exact directions will not be given until an hour or two before your appointment.

Here’s a quick run-down of what you an expect and the effort I’ve put in:

CLEANLINESS and COMFORT! You will have access to a private bathroom + en-suite shower, a warm robe and towels, fresh hygiene supplies, CLEAN sheets covering all touched communal surfaces including the bed and sofa, and a mini-fridge stocked with wine and sparkling water + snacks (to replenish all the energy you’ll be depleting).

Yes, I’m an absolute stickler about hygiene, cleanliness, and safety.

My Commitment to You

Authenticity and attentiveness…

Booking a companion can be a harrowing experience. I strive to operate my business with integrity, transparency, and communication.

I GENUINELY enjoy what I do. I am not a high-volume, full-time workout provider. I am an empath who derives fulfillment from understanding people, adding joy to their day, being a respite, and providing connection. On to the good stuff!

If at any point you arrive and feel uncomfortable, nervous, or simply don’t enjoy the ambiance or my image, you are welcome to leave and I will refund you your donation. This may happen at any point PRIOR to exercise. After we’ve begun working out—even a warm-up!— refunds will not be given.

I commit to ALWAYS being clean, fit, sober, and presentable. I live in this body and endeavor to take care of it. I will be freshly showered, smooth, and smelling fabulous. I enjoy wearing spicy outfits and artfully applying makeup.

I will ALWAYS be on-time. I’m incredibly punctual and view this from a business perspective. I will be attentive and engaged. I will not be in a poor mood, on my phone, or waste your time. I will not be distracted, emotionally checked out, or dismissive of your needs. I will listen to your requests and feedback.

I commit to ALWAYS making sure you leave feeling BETTER than you arrived. Your donations, stories, and time are gifts I treasure and am grateful for. I reflect that gratitude in my service and amenities. I’m pretty damn good at what I do.. or so I’ve been told. ;)

Booking Success Guide

How to navigate booking a successful appointment with me!

CONTACT- You may reach me via phone number or email, but I am most easily reached with a quick text or call! I juggle a lot of responsibilities between my day job and my disabled dog.

UNRESPONSIVENESS- Don’t be afraid to text/call/email me again if I haven’t replied—in fact, I encourage it! If I’ve missed your text by an hour or more I may not reply so as not to endanger you or your privacy.

COMMUNICATION- I ask that you send me more than a one-word text. Tell me just a little bit about you, what you’re looking for, for how long, and when. Messages that contain all of these components will be prioritized and will have a better outcome.

DONATIONS- Donations are accepted in cash or BTC only! My education is in finance and I will not accept electronic payment. Please place your donation in a clearly visible area of my incall when you arrive. Do not hand it to me.

PARKING- Parking can sometimes be tricky where I live. Please arrive at least 5 minutes early to locate parking (maybe 5-10 if your appointment is in the evening). I cannot provide parking at my door as all spaces are assigned and my complex is clean, quiet, and meticulously maintained, You will need to park on the street adjacent to my complex, which is about a 45-second walk to my door.

LATENESS- If you disregard this warning and arrive late… that’s on you! Unless you’re a regular of mine, bring a tip, or have an exceptionally creative excuse, I expect you to be as punctual as I am. Rush hour happens at the SAME time every day, We’re adults. Plan ahead and be respectful. Lateness does not mean your appointment is extended past our scheduled time. You may always text me as soon as you realize you will be late and ask, but this is not a concession I will (or am able to) give often. I share my incall space with my partner provider/best friend, and cannot often run late due to scheduling conflicts or work constraints.

CONFIRMATION AND PREPAREDNESS- I will text you the morning of our appointment to confirm, after work hours have begun (to be as discrete as possible). Please confirm as you’re able. I will not begin ‘getting ready’ without confirmation, so if you wait too late to confirm I may not have time to fully prepare my hair and makeup.

PARKING AND DIRECTIONS- Exact driving and parking directions will be given 1-2 hours prior to your appointment. If you need more time to prepare and plan please reach out and ask for directions.

HYGEINE— please, for the love of all things holy, arrive freshly showered and hygienic. If you’ve showered that morning and your appointment is in the afternoon or evening, this does not count as freshly showered. I provide a space for you to shower with a detachable shower head for ease and men’s low-scent hygiene products.

HYGIENE CANCELLATIONS- If I smell urine, excessive body odor, bad breath, or you’re visibly unclean I will ask you ONCE to quickly shower and rinse off. USE SOAP or the toothbrush, toothpaste, and mouthwash provided for you. If you return with the issue unsolved I will ask you to leave.

SERVICES NOT OFFERED- Read my PD link for a short list of activities I do not enjoy. Please do not discuss explicit activities over text, email, or phone, as this is illegal and I will likely not respond.

FS/BJ- NO, I do NOT offer “that ONE thing” you’re pushing for—you know what I mean. No one likes bears. Asking is a quick way to get blocked. I will not endanger my health for your pleasure. I am frankly appalled that so many of you endanger your own health. I DO offer the OTHER thing (and enjoy doing it, I’m great with my mouth) IF you’re visibly clean and I don’t catch a whiff of anything remotely unpleasant like urine or BO down there. If you’re confused by this paragraph, take a minute. I cannot be more detailed for legality and safety. If you’re still confused, congratulations, you’re probably not someone who pushes boundaries, you may disregard.

HAGGLING- Don’t bother haggling with me on my donation rates. I put in a tremendous amount of effort to do this successfully. I attend the gym religiously, employ a personal trainer, attend various beauty appointments, eat cleanly, take time preparing, clean and change linens, provide drinks and accoutrements, and have reinvested a large chunk of my donations into my incall space. I would frankly rather not see you at all than accept a rate I feel is not worth the energy and investment I put into this.

VERIFICATION SELFIES- Do not ask me for additional photos. I’m exactly the person I present online. I do not overly-edit my photos, no I have NOT gained weight, and no, I’m not catfishing. I take pride in my business. I’m open to trading selfies, but you must send first. There are too many scammers, photo-collectors, and basement sleuths who have soured my willingness to provide extra photos.

QUESTIONS- You may text me with any remaining questions, simple requests, etc! I’ll respond as I have time.

Get to know me a little better!

Questions I’m often asked and fun facts:

(Photo is of my rescue dog Mauricio)

What do you do for work? — While my education is in finance, I was a wilted plant stuck in a cubicle. Monotony does not suit or challenge me and numbers did not fulfill me. I was fortunate to land a position as a Hiring and Recruiting manager and now work mostly at home with hybrid office time for onboarding and orientation. You’ll find this to be a common theme for me… but I live for helping people. Connecting a financially distraught person with meaningful employment makes me not dread waking up in the morning.

Cats or dogs? — Dogs, absolutely and unequivocally. I mean, all animals are amazing but there’s nothing more pure, innocent, and trusting than a dog’s love. I used to foster sick and abused dogs with an agency but ended up adopting a 5y/o disabled frenchie with IVDD. He was paralyzed with no deep pain sensation but his personality and eyes won me over. Fast forward one surgery and two years later… and he’s running with me now.

Red or white wine? — White! I have a terrible sweet tooth. I hate wines that are incredibly tannic, dry, or bitter. I grew up in the Midwest on chicken strips, ok? I’m trying.

Hobbies? — I am cursed with an eternally curious mind that will NOT LET ME REST and just veg so…. I ride bike (gsxr750k8), am a voracious reader (Robert Jordan, Neil Gamon, Patrick Rothfuss, Anne Rice, Stephen King, Scott Lynch… trashy fiction honestly lol), play flute and cello (major band nerd), get my ass kicked by a personal trainer 4x/week, grow mushrooms (I have for almost a decade!), and am trying to start a business.

What are your measurements? — As of 6/14/23 they are: Bust: 36”, Underbust: 28”, Waist: 24.5”, Hips: 34.”.