Myranda, but my people call me Merv—tiny humans call me Bea and that’s the best.

I live in the middle of the woods with my overall wearing husband and a hundred dogs. We’re building a homestead and laughing a lot at just how unprepared we always are.

I love growing plants of all kinds, high quality essential oils are my shit, and there is a 9/10 chance I’m outside right now. Team Linen Sheets. I eat ice cream for meals. I don’t do subtle.

I run a wellness business and helping people on their way to being healthier is my jam.

You’re invited. Let’s laugh together.