We here at Peni-Scock strive to create a friendly work environment with benefits!
Our pens are hand-crafted, filled with our patented "Sticky Ink", rammed in on store shelves, and ready to blow their ink on your page!
Fitted with the tools and skills they need to succeed, they will fill every desire and fantasy you have. Just give them a call, and they'll provide excellent 24-hour customer service to meet your every need!
Hard as they come when working. James will make sure he'll bring home the bacon, and cook it too!
Jeff is a master when it comes to debating what pen is right for you. He will put the meat in your taco!
Jacob will provide fast-acting relief to your urging desires. Please allow him to fill your donut with jelly.
Chirag never misses a beat when it comes to his customer service. You might as well say: "NOT GUD!" to any other pen company.
Cara gets a high when getting a chance to serve you. She'll cuss out any pieces of shit in her path. If your lucky, you may even catch a glimpse at her triggered egg.
Don't worry about the tax on your pen shipment. This old fart will pull a Get Out of Tax Card for ya. Just make sure to use it, or he'll loose it. His heart meds that is.
We don't really know what to put here. He's an intern, so keep scrolling.
Same deal as Biezen.
Now we've got a Salesman named Nickher, which is just... excellent! Did someone say the N-word?
YEAH! You'll get the pens you need. Just get off the fucking phone and email him.
OH HEY, FOR BEST VIEWING, YOU'LL NEED TO TURN YOUR PHONE