I am Philippe

Let me show you: who I am

I am an 11-year old Parisian with experience far surpassing my age!

My loves are cigarettes, medicine, robots, and Rubik's Cubes.

This site will allow me to share with you my passions, my goals, my dreams, and my plans to enact extraordinary change in the world. My size may be small but my ambitions are kaiju sized! (If you know that reference, DM me your favorite film)

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Let me show you: the sell of a smoke

Nothing quite so fantastique

Here in France everyone smokes, it is a way of life! I had my first gauloises and ever since have explored the remarkable world of tobacco.

One day I wish to try out some of those Marlboros I see Americans always messing about with. My mother says they are absolutely gutter but father feels otherwise.

Feel free to check my Instagram for posts about what I am smoking. There's a wide world and I intend to smoke it all!

Photo source: https://unsplash.com/photos/B9UZSOU0pVQ

Let me show you: the enormity of existence!

Humans are complicated

While my journey has only began, I believe one day I can cure cancer!

It's a big goal for an 11 year old sure but let me tell you why I think I can make a difference. One of the things I notice whenever I go to the doctor is that they are always guessing. Now whenever I guess I get things wrong but what if humans didn't have to guess!

I'm just beginning to learn about coding (most of my current creations work on my iPad) but so far I have been successful at diagnosing asthma. My program is going to be caller "Parignosis" and is going to change the world of medicine.

No more guesswork and no more missed chances to get people healthy.

Photo source: https://unsplash.com/photos/yo01Z-9HQAw

Let me show you: how fun robotics can be!

Human after all

My previous projects have included a Raspberry Pi powered bot that helps my mother grab ingredients and a another little bot that picks up trash!

I believe that robots are the future. There's going to come a time where we won't have to do any work because we'll have machines capable of doing everything. Let's just say I am working on something exciting that's gonna change everything.

Follow me on Facebook for some teasers!

Photo source: https://unsplash.com/photos/FTfjMijq-Ws

Let me show you: the beauty of spin

I turn right round

I am the proud owner of 3 4x4 Cubes (one is fully metal) and 2 5x5 Cubes (both are black and white).

My personal best time for 4x4 is 39 seconds and for 5x5 I have just begun at 57 seconds. One day I will hold the record for 6x6, don't even try to compete.

By keeping my mind sharp my robots will become more innovative and my knowledge of science will deepen. Why everyone doesn't use Cubes to stay at the height of their mental skills I can't tell!

Follow me on Instagram for my Rubik's records!

Photo source: https://unsplash.com/photos/-o_KpPKFmbY

Disclaimer —

This site is fiction

The content featured is a dramatization of what an over ambitious post-Gen Z adolescent might create, crafted for a university assignment. Big words that are pulled from a thesaurus, pretentious writing, and a strange optimism are intentional.

There is (hopefully) not a Parisian child named Philippe smoking cigarettes and making medical devices.