So... this happened...😒👍🏼 my youngest child 2-year old she's gone but she is actually speaking now like anyone who's in The Parent knows the youngest always feels like the baby like she think what is a three month old walking around the house but legit she's like two and a bit and she said proper things now like give it now and I never ever ever va every single morning without fail she wants routine she will stand her bedroom door banging on the door shouting with absolute Fury good morning mummy it's absolutely terrifying yet hilarious that are laughing my head off every single warning whilst also try not to cry into my pillow at the first dates 4:37 in the morning and my little bundle of joy think it's a good morning not all of that but the kind of in-between Potter trading and not now I'm not going to lie and anyone who's anyone want to be with me you have the stage where you think you're gonna put you and you tell people you're going to put you in then there's the starting all energetic and positive full of hope and then move on to the second stage wear your child pisses on sheets everywhere like everywhere like I'm not even lying my daughter once shot in her back looking back I should have reacted I think shark my 5-month old was eating her own s*** out of a bag of crisps mistaking it for quavers anywhere else different story my point was the second stage where everything is going to s*** you had enough so you bring a nappy back home whenever you can just because you convince yourself that you can tell the charge listen look at me look at my eyes tell me when you need a wee don't worry nappy ok 10-minutes later models over bum bum poo poo ok brilliant awesome this second stage is when most likely people will ask how the poor training is going if she's doing well and you will agree to try for 3 days now yeah just yeah only a bedtime reading through the day she is dry cracked a think you'll be on the on the or drizzle all the time hiding the fact that you have slept out big time because you are sick of this smell of s*** in your living room the child is probably going to be wearing nappies by the age of 7 but then but then this is the third stage when when you are backed into a corner because people think you've got turned utopias and you you've taught people how well she did how brilliant she did as she's cracked it now she's so clever so now you have been invited to a party and you have to put your knickers as you told them she no longer has nappies hoping for the next 3 hours pass the parcel and pin the Tail on the donkey she doesn't she 10 acres and possibly eat it was taking it for a 4 pack of quavers but yeah don't worry if it comes to the point where you absolutely have to tell people you know you know people someone sees you buy nappies and I don't know then I really have to do my friend is just cancel a while I've just come back with that I don't know what it's like one step forward two steps back and you know I don't know what the hell is problem is but yeah yeah just decided to go back to himself all the time I don't know what's wrong with him first the original point of this story was not that I Lie To people that have a father to my child ones cracking potty training in 2 week and 7 hours you but the my darling daughter not only decides to greet us with a Ferocious yet impressive good morning like some deranged toddler version of Stephen King Here's Johnny you know look at the creepy one of the head in in the dark but she also decides that naked and no longer wants to wear a nappy even though the night before she insisted on wearing a nappy and cried to wear so I left but oh no no no morning to you things change in the morning she no longer that's where the happy so often comes regardless of what's in it droppings just wet or full-on mound of she will take them off and she will bring it around that room so no it's all well and good I hate saying that's not too bad I wish is fine your third day or are you walking to the bedroom and you stand in it that's when s*** hits the fan big time and I lose my shit for fox sake and don't fucking shit again no no no more hahaha seriously not good time and my house when I lose my ship but yes or no little little baby anymore but she's still in the little baby bum but while I was subjected to also have a four-year-old who pronounces the word YouTube now let's bear in mind you're not going to nowadays they're always on tablets on the not asking for YouTube she must say this word like 34 times a day she pronounces it Lube Tube I she not and people I have googled it and hear the same so like when my 4-year old daughter is shouting across the bus station mum can I go on YouTube on your phone and people Hawkeye I'm like mind outs the gutter ppl please damn, the girls gotta lisp ok she got no front teeth dammit she wants YouTube ok.. I swear down... someone need to teach these kids to pronunciate ygm? For real..shittt Karen and Gregory from number 3 will be contact the social n what not....oh excuse me the little girl down the street is running around screaming lubetube this that lubetube it's absolutely disgusting and and the little one seemed to perform satanic ritual on her door every morning Angela screaming the family all the hair is the screaming about shit standing in shit smelling of shit and I swear I should you not someone eating shift I know it's awful just awful you alright thanks very thanks for your input yeah I think I'm going to have to just ignore your comments because you are irrelevant about as much so as me placing a party in my daughter's bedroom in the hopes that she won't sit everywhere it doesn't matter doesn't make a difference ok