🤘🏾💄👽😘 Xoxoxo

I’m worse than a sour patch kid, I taste like black licorice.

Have you ever seen a crowd going 🦍 💩? Neither have I, but I’ve seen a toddler do it when they removed trolls from Netflix. Wasn’t pretty. Mommy of one. Lover of fun. You’re in luck, not only am I cute and thick as peanut butter, I’m hilarious 😂 Bio may be re-edited after I find something more cool to say. 🤷🏾‍♀️

OH HEY, FOR BEST VIEWING, YOU'LL NEED TO TURN YOUR PHONE