Uber Ehts —
We deliver to you without order 😉
Are you tired of ordering your food like a chump? You should be.... ya chump.
Well why dont you download uber ehts. (app non-existent.... yet)
We deliver food to you whenever WE feel like it, if you dont like when we drop it off then that's too bad for you.
You don't even have to decide what to eat because while you're thinking about whether or not you want that vegan chicken or non vegan salad, we have already got your order on the way. Saves the hassle of using your brain right?
So don't be shy come on by (we use your brain to decide) and if you dont like your order and want a refund.... don't.