About

My future lover?

Let me introduce myself, but please take into account that I'm actually a modest cutie who doesn't love writing about herself nearly as much as she loves doing things that books could (and have) been written about ;)

I'm an adventurous risk-taking sometimes reckless kind of spirit. I've decided that I'd rather regret the things I do than those I don't. I have strong convictions about many things and a burning desire for the world to be more liberated, fair and just. If I was to think of an ultimate romantic dream, it is love at the barricades.

I've moved around and explored a lot, picked up and dropped many, many hobbies. I don't tend to do one thing for too long, which means I've done heaps of things that I can do or discuss with you, from sailing, through permaculture, martial arts, somatics, philosophy and alternative operating systems for phones and computers. I can get pretty geeky about things!

One thing I've done for longer than most is this work! And that's because it has allowed me more independence and flexibility than any other work I've done, in addition to being something that lets me continue exploring. My own sexuality, needs, preferences and boundaries, and those of the people I meet. I love kink, because it's like a box of hypothetically never ending novelty. I love people coming to me with their desires of things I never heard or thought about. I love the fact that I can go to a lot of different places and meet a lot of different people, whom I would probably not meet under any other circumstances (maybe except hitch-hiking, which has also been a way to run into all sorts of strangers for me!). I am genuinely attracted to many faces of sexual expression. While I deeply enjoy the submissive space, I've had many incredible experiences of taking the dominant role. I am super open minded, so you can tell me your desires without a fear of judgement! I've done some things with people for the first time and it gave me a lot of satisfaction to make space for them to explore something they were drawn to but afraid to ask partners or other lovers. I delight in exploring sensations of all kinds, from tickles or gentle oily massages to hot wax, electrical current and intense impact and pain. I have been told that my pussy is magical. If you know how to please her and you get her going, I will squirt for hours and hours!

My gorgeous fit body is natural, I cherish and take great care of it, but it also carries signs of my adventurous spirit in the form of scars and tattoos that add much uniqueness to my vibe. I've always been quite athletic and strong, having done and continuing to do many sports. I have highly kissable soft olive skin, hungry luscious lips and long dark curls. But it's my deep and piercing blue eyes that get complimented the most.

I am genuinely pansexual and enjoy meeting people of all (and no) genders. You don't have to fit a binary construct around me (I don't really like those), but I will not judge you for not knowing what pansexual means. I'm very happy to see couples and moresomes.

Some people would describe my brain as an ADHD and autistic one. I'm not overly convinced that psychiatric diagnosis is for me, but I may be blunt, quirky, forgetful, or lose something important while on my way to you ;)

The looks

Donations ✨

For companionship of all sorts

The '€' refers to both EUR and CHF. These rates may change depending on our specific plans and desires, they are minimums. On some tours I am able to provide incalls, please inquire about availability and rates.

Outcalls:
1 Hour - €400 / 800AUD
2 Hours - €700 / 1200AUD
Dinner Date 3 Hours - €900 / 1500AUD
Sweet Six Hours - €1500 / 2500AUD
Overnight 12 Hours - €2000 / 3500AUD
A Day Together 24 Hours - €3500 / 6000AUD
2 Days 48 Hours - €5000 / 9000AUD

Overnights include 6-7 hours of sleep. Longer bookings (24 hours +) include 7-8 hours of sleep and at least 2 hours of me-time.

For most outcalls and longer meetings I will ask for a deposit via crypto, Revolut, Wise or a bank transfer. This is to ensure that you are truly eager to meet me and to allow me to fully focus on getting ready for our encounter without the risk of wasting my precious time 💞

Q&A

Answers to your most common questions

Please read this, before you start asking me. Chances are high that your answers are right here :)

What are your boundaries/taboos?

Glad you ask :) I have well defined sexual boundaries. Sexual health and hygiene are important to me, for my and your sake, so I don't partake in uncovered sexual acts. In terms of submissive play, I won't allow breath play, choking, restraint or gagging on first dates. It requires trust (and knowledge) between us. I'm open to doing that further down the line. I won't do anything that involves any third unconsenting parties (obviously). I reserve the right to refuse specific services if I feel unsafe or uncomfortable about them in the monent, and in cases where you paid for those specific services, I'll happily refund you.

Are you real?

My favourite. For years now I've had my ads verified on multiple websites across several countries, but this question persists. Firstly, if you ask me for a selfie, you're a dummy. If I did put a bunch of fake photos on my ad or my website, why wouldn't I have a selection of fake selfies to send to you too? Never understood your logic there, gents. But seriously, I get that fake ads exist, and it's in part why I started an IG account, linked to this website. You can see me posting there, including casual pictures and semi-regular updates. If that isn't evidence enough for you, you can request a WhatsApp video call, which you will have to pay for.

Can I make a video/take photos?

No, I don't offer that.

Is it ok if I'm on a wheelchair/black/old/chubby/etc?

I'm seriously sorry that you feel like this is a question you have to ask. And I'm pissed at all the oppressive structures and individual behaviours that make this 'a thing'. I'm not naive and won't pretend that I'm not aware of there being providers discriminating on the basis of ethnicity, looks etc. But it's totally not my vibe and I don't do that! I'm far from perfect, but I'm committed to addressing and combating racism, sexism, ableism, ageism and a whole lot of other isms in myself and out in the world.

Reviews

You can find these reviews on Kaufmich and and6.

01

I got lucky! A last day date in Berlin

Within a few texts, our date on the last day she was in Berlin was set and I was definitely not disappointed. When Valerie opened the door, I was instantly entranced by her beauty. However, it turned out to be surpassed by her Charme. After a quick shower she led me to the bedroom, where she massaged all tension from travelling to Berlin out of me (the candle scented very nice). Of course, this escalated into kisses and my hands started discovering her flawless body until I had the urge to eat her immaculate pussy. A few minutes and a mutual exchange of oral pleasures later, I moved inside her to enjoy everything we both wanted. We ended with cuddles, kisses and some great talks. Valerie, thanks for curing my humpchies (munchies for humping) that night and next time we continue with our bucket list.

02

Beautiful, fun and relaxed date

Valerie is a hot and sensual encounter, she made my desires come true with her light-hearted beautiful personality and impressive lean physique. We enjoyed a lot of lust and fun together.

03

Kinky afternoon

Valerie is very attractive, charming, and... kinky. We agreed on a wrestling date, which is my main kink, and I had a wonderful experience. She is very athletic and strong, and managed to use her toned body to submit me a couple of times. I have no words to describe the feeling of being trapped between her sculpted legs. The punishments and aftercare were also very, very enjoyable ;) I look forward to my next meeting with Valerie.

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